No more Mr. Nice Girl

On Millionaire Matchmaker Patty is always telling women to release their inner femininity. She’d have a field day with me.
This week I emailed a guy from Match. He has “rugger” in his screen name so I sent him an email that I was sure would score a try:
“Hi. I played rugby in college, too. Now, before you rush to conclusions, don’t. I was mostly in it for the beer.”
FLEX. LOUGIE. SPIT.
No reply.
So this weekend, I’m ready for the scrummage. I’m making a vow not to crush any beer cans with my purse. I’m polishing my talons and packing holsters of lip gloss for the bar. I’m even gonna try to giggle. This is full tackle flirting and I will take no prisoners.
Wish me luck.
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