Remember when I told you I was off Match? Well, I lied. I just received a very enticing email, so naturally I had to reply.
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Nice to meet you. You appear to be a dynamic and attractive woman.
Can’t help but wonder if the condition of your heart is as beautiful as your wrapper!
I am looking for someone who I can play with and have fun and enjoy the city and relax with and enjoy each others company after a long hard work day. Hopefully you would enjoy riding on my motorcycle with me. Friends first….if there is chemistry and the planets align..then I am open to more.
Curious if you have a good balance between having fun and laughing and not taking yourself too seriously but also being committed to helping others and making the world a better place??
How do you envision making your mark on this world? Are relationships more important to you than experiences? Are experiences more important to you than things?
What would you honestly think if a guy asked you to go on a date and took you to serve homeless at a soup kitchen?
What is your fav restaurant in the city and why? Have ya ever smoked a cigar? Do you play beach volleyball?
I may be going boating with some friends on Sunday. Drop me a line if you are interested in bringing a friend or two and joining us. My friend keeps his power boat at Montrose Harbor. We usually ask people to BYOB and some snacks. Its a relaxing unpretentious time.
Hope to hear from ya.
TTYL
D
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Hey D,
Wow! That’s a lot of questions. You must be some kinda questionairian.
I do have a balance of having fun and laughing– mostly when I’m in a tickle fight or if I’m high–but I don’t take myself too seriously (especially when I’m high) and I would like to make the world a better place definitely, and I think I could start doing that by sharing some of this amazing weed.
I envision making my mark on this world for sure. In fact, I’d like to think I do it everyday. I’ve tagged every CTA bus I’ve ever been on with my initials inside a heart. I also tagged the side of Roy’s Furniture–look for it!
I think relationships are more important to me than experiences, but it depends if that experience involves a relationship. But definitely experiences are more important than things. Unless that thing was a gift from a relationship. Or if it was a Wii, a Vespa, or a dimebag.
If a guy took me to a soup kitchen on a first date I’d be all “Why are we at a soup kitchen, you broke?” But I’d probably eat anyway.
My favorite restaurant in the city is definitely Wiener Circle. Probably because it always makes me laugh. I mean, think about it– a wiener, shaped like a circle?! Gross!
Like any good guys’ girl, I have smoked plenty of cigars, but mostly while role-playing the Apprentice in bed (can you do a good Donald Trump?). And yes, I’m always playing beach volleyball. People always tell me I’m perfect for it it. They’re all, “you’re so hot, you should play beach volleyball.” So I do.
As for your invite I love spontaneous and unpretentious times. I’ll wear my least fancy Ed Hardy tee. All I gotta do is show up with food, booze, and hot friends, right? Looks like our planets are aligning. See you at the boat orgy!
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