Please listen up. Especially you, GuyPacino, with the blackjack table for a headboard. We have something to discuss.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? Do you think silk sheets make me feel sexy? They don’t. They immediately make me question every life decision that led me to your bedroom.
Do you think these are romantic? Well they are, in the same way that Jesse James’ sex couch is to the Monster Garage. But silk sheets are not going to make me want to spark your plugs. I have far too few tattoos.
Do you think they make you look like a baller? Just because you buy your sheets at Bed Bath & Beyonce does not mean this is going to end well. In fact, it more than likely guarantees it’s not.
Also, I looked in your bathroom:
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