My Latest Suitor
I’ve been emailing with a guy. I was so excited– I was almost certain he was a normie. Then, last night, he sent me his picture from a bar:
Disasters, what’s our policy on Storm Troopers? Is it < or > the way we feel about Ewoks? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure the answer is “no” on Ewoks, but Storm Trooper is a little gray.
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