photo credit: Vanessa Churchill Photography

My move to Chicago was a gamble. Turns out, I bet on the wrong horse.  I moved in with my boyfriend and exactly 5 months later, on July 15 2009,  I moved out.

I packed an overstuffed yellow suitcase in a fit of projectile tears.  I made sure to get all the essentials.  I wheeled them down the street to my friend’s refuge, teetering in 4” red heels.

I opened the bag to see what I had to wear to work the following day.  Inside I found:

  • 4 pairs of high heels
  • 3 bangle bracelets
  • 12 pairs of earrings
  • 5 drawer liners
  • 2 cosmetic bags
  • 7 t-shirts
  • 1 bra
  • 15 pairs of underwear
  • 2 packs of frozen spinach
  • 1 bag of frozen shrimp
  • 1 chilled bottle of vodka
  • A striking absence of pants

For the next week at work I told people I was exploring my artistic side, all whilst hyperventilating in a cubicle.

This is my story.

 
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  • http://www.myguidetobadinternetdating.wordpress.com Ellen

    I’m am LOVING your blog! You’re a hysterical writer and I’m pretty sure we’d be friends if we lived in the same town. (did that just sound creepy?) If you ever feel that your luck with guys gets a little depressing/discouraging/annoying, take a look at my experiences. You’ll thank your lucky stars you’re not me! :-)

    Thanks for all the entertainment!

  • http://debraweiner.wordpress.com Debra Weiner

    Love your blog! You have deftly combined wit with humor, which is not a very easy thing to do. I was wondering if I could interview you for a series I am doing regarding the launch of my new book, “How to Recognize Your Future Ex-Husband.” Let me know if you are available and interested and we’ll go from there.

  • http://www.disasteronheels.com Disaster On Heels

    Thanks Debra! Just sent you an email.